The Little Devil-Man

Boerie (real name I-An) is in his terrible two’s, testing us at every opportunity.

Lately I’ve been calling him Devil-Man.  There’s gotta be a story here….  Ideas?

Princess Mi-Ah & Prince Boerie story – The Giant Banana

Lately been telling combo stories with both of our little guys involved.

Tonight’s story was crazy….

The 2 main characters are walking in forest and are looking for the oldest trees.  They come across one that is so wide it is as wide as a small house.  Then they hear a voice.  Up above there is a giant, TALKING banana.  They jump up trying to grab him, but the banana is just too high for them.

The banana laughs and ridicules them:  “Heh heh heh, you can’t eat me!”

They finally get to the banana after stacking up some stones and pieces of wood.  They knock the banana off the tree yelling:  “We’re gonna eat you!”  The banana falls and rolls and rolls down a hill.

Then it get picks up by a horse.  The horse runs away to the castle and to the stable (it belongs to the castle.)

There they take the giant banana to the kitchen where Cook tries to hack it apart with a giant cleaver:  “Stand back, children!  Let’s hack this banana in three so we can share it for our snack!”  The cleaver bounces right off the banana!

Cook takes the banana outside and then gets an ax.  It bounces off as well!

It’s too late so they wait for the next day.  They notice that it has become brown and spotted.  It’s ripe!  Then they peel it open and eat it up. 

And the whole time the banana is cackling it’s “Heh heh heh!” as it gets away each time.  Both Mi-Ah and Boerie loved it and cackled along.  Yes, they both enjoy eating bananas…. Especially Boerie.

Boerie’s performance

“I’m going to sing the Monday song!” He sang the song in the offkey way most toddlers do and messed up all the words.

This time he decided to add a little dance where he twirled around, off beat, of course.

When he was done, which was after singing it about 1.5 times, he ended the performance with a bow where he folded himself in half and put his hands on the ground.

He does this for one of the teacher’s helpers every day at Mi-Ah’s school. It’s a daily request and he’s building a fanbase.

TOO FUNNY!